Sunday, May 31, 2009

GooD bYe MAy :'( and h3llO Jun3 :) !



huh . . . so today has reached the end of May and we're coming to june tomorrow , goodbye May and good luck and hello in june . . .

May brings us memories and June is gonna be boring for some students . . . LOL and I'm serious , in June , some people are going to be happy coz ada Brunei grand sale and some are gonna be bored for the holidays but some will be excited and some will be nervous especially for the form three students*including me* and form 5 students . for form three and five students best of luck for you guys for your upcoming mock exam , PMB and O level . . . may god bless us with kelapangan di dada untuk belajar se rajin rajinnya . . . and if you fail , DON'T YOU EVER GIVE UP , if you fall , and thought that you may never ever be able to stand up , don't you dare ! think possitive , struggle struggle and struggle , I bet you could make it ! ;)

we must berusaha for our tangga kejayaan , NEVER GIVE UP ! best of luck in june !

HAPPY 48TH ANNIVERSARY TO OUR ROYAL BRUNEI ARMED FORCE

Thursday, May 28, 2009

I'm NOT Bored !

siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !siuk !

yesterday our sci club activity was ceramah cara2 menanangani stresssss . . . I'm the MC with Rafhannah . . . my first time and it all goes well ! so , untuk sesiapa yang join science club and said that all activities organised by science club including activity yesterday is booooring , please DO NOT join next time , one negetive thought may cause EVERYTHING to be negative coz we executive comitee members worked hard to make events to go perfect and you say it's boring ?! the ceramah was fine y'know ! NOT ALL ceramah are boring =$

and tadi our science club organised an aerobic , it was better than paid instructors' dance , our teacha is the BEST ! =P

so , siapa yg nda dtg , rugi tu . . . kan ? kan ? kan ? baik kamu cakap awu !


wahahahahahaha LOL

Monday, May 25, 2009

drama drama drama drama ! monday !

salam , hey yo ~ hi-hi readers , how r u guys ? hope u're as healthy as possible =D

so , today is monday and we SMSB students will usually have our assembly session at 7.15am of the day untill 8.20am and the rest of our lessons will have 25minutes per period per lessons . . . something like that . . . but we have more exciting performance for the whole school . . .

at first we sang our national anthem and baca doa sekolah . no one knows what happens backstage , we were all VERY nervous . . . first , our MC gives an opening speech then a malay pidato started , after that it was us ! can't believe it was us ! OMG ! butterflies in our stomach started to fly our heart started to race but we did the show properly with the confidence . and the show was perfect and everyone LOVE it !

and I would love to thank our teacher , cikgu Norazia for practicing us for approximately EIGHT weeks . and congratulations and thank you to the rest of the team , it was very fun teamworking with you ! first to our leading role 'MAARIF' played by NUUR RAFHANNAH bte KAMREE of menengah 3D , Maarif's MOTHER(ANI) played by HAZIRAH bte ARIFIN of menengah 3A , EDDIE played by SITI NUR RABIATUL ADAWIYAH of menengah 3D , SUZY played by ZIMAH of menengah 3E , KAMALIA played by ZAFIDAH of menengah 3E , IZZAH (ANI's KIND NEIGHBOUR) played by SITI NUR AMALINA bte TUNGGAL of menengah 3D , the ANGELS played by AMAL KASIBAH BAHARI and NURHUMAIRA ZAKI of menengah 3D , ALLAN WU (ANI's NEIGHBOUR) and the NEWSREADER played by NUR IZZAH AFIFAT of menengah 3F and last but not least our MC SIDIQQAH ROSLI and our MC+TECHNICIAN IZZAH SYAZAIDAH ABDUL RAHMAN . special thnx to you guys ! ^^

congratulations and thank you once again ! =D


and if I've typed your name or class wrongly , please inform me , have a nice day ! ^^

and the video I might be posting it here pretty soon enough . . .

so enjoy your day and have a nice day ! ^^

Sunday, May 24, 2009

fun fun fun SATURDAY !

yesterday we go to the sports complex again ! yahooo ! ceok kalia . . . eath main badminton 30 min then 1 1/2 hour left play basketball , sunburn uh . . . our team win yo ! boys vs gurlz 2-3 , we got three points and they got 2 ! hahahah LOL our next plan is next saturday or after pmb . . . lol batah kalia mun lps pmb


andtommorow is monday ! OH NO !!!!!! 25th may 2009 is the day . . . uwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh . . .


LOL

=P
see you soon ! ^^

Friday, May 22, 2009

Maria's songs lyrics

Tajuk: Sesaat Kau Hadir
Ciptaan: Nan
Lirik: Nan, Sufi & Maria
Nyanyian Asal: Maria
(Starmeez Event Management – 2009)


Sesaat engkau hadir dalam ingatan
Rasa inginku menyinta kembali
Saat engkau muncul di hadapan
Mula gementar bermain di hati

Aku cuba ‘tuk melepaskan semua
Namun ku hampa
Kerna ku sedari kau masih aku cinta

Perasaan ku kian melonjak
Bila ku tahu engkau pun ada
Hati dan perasaan sama
Namun belum jelas dapat kau terima


Aku cuba ‘tuk melafazkan semua

Namun ku hampa
Kerna ku sedari kau masih ada dia


Korus:
Mungkinkah ada cinta
Andainya aku nyatakan segala yang ku rasa
Dan yang ku pendam

Tapi ku tak kan bisa
Melupakan segalanya
Di saat kau hadir di depanku


Mungkinkah ku bersalah
Andainya aku nyatakan segala rasa cinta yang
Aku pendam
Namun ku tak kan bias
Kerna masih ada cinta

Sesaat engkau hadir dalam ingatan
Rasa inginku menyinta kembali
Saat engkau muncul di hadapan
Mula gementar bermain di hati

Aku cuba ‘tuk melepaskan semua
Namun ku hampa
Kerna ku sedari kau masih aku cinta





MARIA
WAKTU
CIPTAAN LAGU/LIRIK: NAN


KINI TERASA LANGKAH KU SEMAKIN JAUH
MENINGGALKAN SEGALA WAKTU YANG BERLALU
MASIH TERUKIR NAMAMU WALAU BETAPA JAUH…..

MASIH TERDENGAR SUARA KAU UCAPKAN RINDU
WALAU HATIMU SUDAH TIADA AKU
KERNA KU MASIH MENUNGGUMU,NAMUN TAK
BISA UBAH……….

CHORUS

SESUNGGUHNYA… KAULAH YANG AKU INGINKAN
TAPI KITA TAKBISA DISATUKAN KERNA SEMUA
TAKDIR YANG MENENTUKAN CINTA KITA
HANYA KENANGAN…

AKU MENANGIS..MERINDUMU NAMUN TAK
BISA UBAH WAKTU….

MUZIK BREAK

AKU MENANGIS..MERINDUMU NAMUN TAK BISA
UBAH..


SESUNGGUHNYA… KAULAH YANG AKU INGINKAN
TAPI KITA TAKBISA DISATUKAN KERNA SEMUA
TAKDIR YANG MENENTUKAN CINTA KITA
HANYA KENANGAN…
AKU MENANGIS..MERINDUMU NAMUN TAK
BISA UBAH …


KINI TERASA LANGKAH KU SEMAKIN JAUH
MENINGGALKAN SEGALA WAKTU YANG BERLALU
AKU MENANGIS..MERINDUMU NAMUN TAK
BISA UBAH …WAKTU.




MUZIK END















JATUH CINTA

Song Composed By: Nan


Kali pertama kita berkenalan
Hatiku ini sudah mula menyimpan
Haruskah aku terangkan kepadanya
Haruskah aku tuliskan kepadanya


Kali pertama kita berkenalan
Hatiku ini sudah mula terasa
Haruskah aku buktikan kepadanya
Haruskah aku lukiskan bentuk cinta


Aku jatuh cinta padamu hnaya kamu di hatiku
Indah duniaku…ku milik kamu
Aku ingin jumpa dirimu..agar hilang rasa rindu
Indah duniaku rasa ingin ku bersamamu

Terkadang sukar untukku lelapkan
Kerna hati ku ini masih menyimpan
Haruskan aku lupakan segalanya
Haruskah aku hilangkan rasa cinta


Aku jatuh cinta padamu padamu hanya kamu dihatiku
Indah duniaku..ku milik kamu
Aku ikhlas mencintaimu kamu tak perlu ragu
Yang pentingnya kamu harus tahu
Ku cinta kamu


*Rap

Memang sukar digambar hati selalu terbayang
Wajahmu terpancar fikiran melayang
Terkadang hati menjadi rindu
Kerna ku tahu au hanya cinta pada ku..here we go


Takkan ku bisa lupa padanya yang ku cinta
Namun harus bagaimana oh..oh..
Akan ku terus cuba kerna aku percaya..dan ingin ku katakana


Ku jatuh cinta padamu(ku jatuh cinta padamu oh..)
Kamu tak perlu ragu(indah duniaku)
Yang pentingnya kamu harus tahu
Ku jatuh cinta padamu kamu tak perlu ragu
Yang pentingnya kamu harus tahu ku cinta kamu oh..oh
Ku jatuh cinta padamu hanya kamu dihatiku
Indah duniaku..ku milik kamu..ku jatuh cinta padamu…jatuh cinta padamu..

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

More videos from our drama practice

salam , helo hi readers , how r u ? fine ? bgus , bgus . . . ^^ lau sakit jngn lupa mkn ubat , keyh ? so , hari anie kami ada practise drama lagi . actually our drama was suppose to be held by yesterday , 18th May 2009 , but it was postponed until 25th May 2009 . . . coz kemarin ada ceramah on the Influenza A(H1N1) . . . so , without any delay , hope u like the video ! ^^ enjoy . . . =D

Monday, May 18, 2009

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

1. No Breakfast

People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood
sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to
the brain causing brain degeneration.


2. Overeating
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in
mental power.

3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar Consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and
nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain
development.

5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling
polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing
about a decrease in brain efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep
will accelerate the death of brain cells.

7. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of
carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.

8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in
effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain
stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely
Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain
>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>

The main causes of liver damage are:
>>
>>
1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3. Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener.
7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce
cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking
oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired,
except if the body is very fit.
8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of
liver.
9. Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies
should be finished in one sitting, do not store.

We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just
have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining
good eating habits and time condition are very important for our
bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to
'schedule.'
>>

Because:
>>
Evening at 9 - 11pm : is the time for eliminating unnecessary/toxic
chemicals (detoxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes).
This time duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to
music. If during this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed
state such as washing the dishes or monitoring children doing their
homework, this will have a negative impact on health.

>>
Evening at 11pm - 1am:
is the detoxification process in the liver, and ideally should be
done in a deep sleep state.
>>
Early morning 1 - 3am: detoxification process in the gall, also
ideally done in a deep sleep state.
Early morning 3 - 5am: detoxification in the lungs. Therefore there
will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this
time. Since the detoxification process had reached the respiratory
tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as not to
interfere with toxin removal process.

Morning 5 - 7am: detoxification in the colon, you should empty your bowel.

Morning 7 - 9am: absorption of nutrients in the small intestine,
you should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be
earlier, before 6:30am, for those who are sick. Breakfast before

7:30am is very beneficial to those wanting to stay fit. Those who
always skip breakfast, they should change their habits, and it is
still better to eat breakfast late until 9 - 10am rather than no
meal at all.
Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of
removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4:00 am is the time when the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't sleep late.
>>
>>TAKE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
>>. . . . . . . . . . . . .
>>AND PASS THIS EMAIL TO WHOM YOU CARE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
>>. . . . . . . .

Sunday, May 17, 2009

hi salam readers . . . hw r u guys ? moga2 sehat sehat sentiasa yeee

so , kemarin me and the rest of the gang ke sports cornflakes lagi . . . me , Maira , Izzah and Rafhannah . and we invited Ron , Qawi and Nuzul . then we asked the three of them bawa skali geng2 durAng . si Ron bawa Herng-herng , Peter and the other one never know who . then Qawi brings along no one and Nuzul usulnya membawa sekampung kali . . . wahahahaha LOL kiddin ~ lalalalalala ~~~

mula2 skali main tennis which none of us can hit the ball back , then , main basketball loyar buruk , pakai netball court ... wahahaha LOL . . . then plannya kan main badminton nda jadi laaa . . . =.=" durang Ron ja sampat main badminton .

si Qawi atuh pikir nda datang2 langsung , skalinya tau tau udh dari kul dua lalu udah ea menunggu dalam dewan !! arrrggghhh , kuang asam jawa . . . cua tah cari kami . . . wahahahaha LOL , ea menunggu , pikir tah kami nda dtg , apalagi kami . . . wahahahaha , apelaaa ~~ :P

Friday, May 15, 2009

HAPPY 14th BIRTHDAY TO ABDUL QAWI ZAINI

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO QAWI
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !

MOGA PANJANG UMUR & MURAH REZKI N SIHAT2 SLALU ! =p HOPE U PASS UR UPCOMIN PMB EXAM AND ANY OTHER EXAMS IN OR OUT THIS WORLD ! =D

BAH , BILA G BLANJA ? WAHAHAHAHA ! LOL

so tadi bday c Qawi , di tusyen kami kacau ea lah , kan paksa ea becakap tpi faiiled , andang pendiam jua anak eneyh . . . sampai abis tusyen kami kacau ea , ada lagi kitani menapuk beg pensil and failnya di bawah sofa , wahahahaha ! *evil*

here are a few picture , well , only two actually . . .


a card i made for him





tempat kami menapuk beg pensil and failnya . . . wahahaha LOL , jngn gto ea ah ! wahahahaha LOL *evil*

Thursday, May 14, 2009

BULAN KELAHIRAN & SIFAT ANDA (Research by Dato' Dr. Fadzilah Kamsah)

so , I just took a quiz on face book , mostly stated are true only some are slightly wrong . . . =P anywayz , enjoy =D




NOVEMBER

* Banyak idea dalam perkara. * Sukar untuk dimengertikan atau difahami sikapnya. * Berfikiran kehadapan. * Berfikiran unik dan bijak. * Penuh dengan idea-idea baru yang luarbiasa. * Pemikiran yang tajam. * Daya firasat yang sangat halus dan tinggi. * Sesuai jadi seorang doktor. * Cermat dan teliti. * Personaliti yang dinamik. * Sifat yang berahsia, pandai mencungkil dan mencari rahsia. * Banyak berfikir, kurang bercakap tetapi mesra. * Berani, pemurah setia dan banyak kesabaran. * Terlalu degil dan keras hati. * Apabila berkehendak sesuatu, akan diusahakan sehingga berjaya. * Tak suka marah kecuali digugat. * Mudah ambil berat terhadap orang lain. * Pandai muhasabah diri. * Cara berfikir yang lain dari orang lain. * Otak yang sangat tajam. * Pandai mendorong diri sendiri. * Tidak hargai pujian. * Kekuatan semangat dan daya juang yang sangat tinggi apabila berkehendak sesuatu. * Cuba sampai berjaya. * Badan yang sasa. * Kasih sayang dan emosi yang sangat mendalam dan romantik. * Tidak pasti dengan hubungan kasih sayang. * Suka duduk d irumah. * Sangat rajin dan berkemampuan tinggi. * Amanah, jujur, setia dan pandai berahsia. * Tidak berapa berjaya dalam mengawal emosi. * Bercita-cita tinggi. * Perangai tidak dapat diramal dan mudah berubah-ubah

sports is fun , think i should do it more often

salam , hey yo ~ hi-hi readers , how r u guys ? hope u're as healthy as possible =D

so today after school I went back home and bla ~ bla ~ bla ~ yada ~ yada ~ and around two o'clock reach the sports complex*cornflakes ? yummmm . . . LOL* so , when I reach there , I didn't sight my frenz Fuko , Kaori & Yukari , so I waited like about ten minutes and they finally came out , dari hua ho rupanya durank atoh ! huh ! nyasal dtg ahir =( uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh !

so , we were planning to play badminton , tiba2 ada cia urg men futsal , sasak kami ! so , durank second trip to hua ho , and me , first trip , membali bula volleyball , kami neh pun mcm kids sedikit otw ke sana such as 'the last one there is the rotten egg' and bla ~ bla ~ yada ~ yada ~

and after that planning kn main volleyball g , tau2 tlampau tinggi net nya , tukar netball , stu futsal(loyar buruk) , basketball(pun loyar buruk) then , free play game , what ever it is . . . hahaha . . . LOL

so , our next plan is on saturday , might be pictures coming along with it . . . lau kejumpahan kami men tennis or sumthin else , tegur je ! look for me if you can ! wahahahaha ~ LOL =P

Saturday, May 9, 2009

HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY

salam , hello hi readers . . . how yo'll doin ? doin good ? cool ! if not don't forget to eat ur medicines , ok ? =D

so , guys , tommorow is mother's day , i'm puzzled of what gift am i going to give my mom , a cat ? no , we have tons of cats already , a cake ? hmmm . . . not sure . . . what ?! I dont know what to give . . . or maybe breakfast on bed ? guhhhh .. . -.-

meanwhile , I've found a poem for her suitable for a card , supposively ? hmmmmm . . . . =D

You can see it in their eyes,
in tender hugs and long good-byes,
a love that only moms and daughters know.

You can see it in their smiles,
through passing years and changing styles,
a friendship that continually seems to grow.

You can see it in their lives,
the joy each one of them derives,
in just knowing that the other one is there...

To care and to understand,
lend an ear or hold a hand,
and to celebrate the memories they share.



Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, Mother dear.

HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY !!

Thursday, May 7, 2009

fuuuhhh . . . what day is it ?

salam and hi readers . . . how r u guyz ? sihat ? alhamdulillah , lau kurang sihat jangan lupa makan ubat . . . so today , I nak story nie . . . but first of all , happy bday to dj Addy . . .

so , back to my story , today is quite a looooong day . . . just after bahasa melayu period , something is really and seriously bugging me and I don't quite know what is it . . . its bugging me sampai pelajaran ku terganggu , special thanks to my palz yang cheer me up time break , Xiao Pei , Chia Fang , Avie , Shee Ping and Pao Ying , specially to Adziqqah tenang kan sikit keserabutan and keresahan perasaan ku . . . but it still goes on that way untill commerce period , I can't quite get my head in the class , I do my work a little slowly like I finished my balance sheet a little late , and that means a few more special thanks for those yang mengorban kan 2-5 minutes of their day , Ayu , thanks for ur borrowing calculator , Angie and Sera , thanks for sending the key for me . . . really appriciate it . . . =D maybe someday ada ku lanja tue . . .

and to my readers , thanks too ! =D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ADDY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

SELAMAT HARI JADI UNTUK SEORANG JEJAKA YANG BERNAMA ADDY YANG KE 22(kalau nda silap laaa ...) MOGA PANJANG UMUR , MURAH REZKI , SIHAT SELALU DAN SUKSES SENTIASA . . .



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waahhahaha. . . jngn marah . . . =P

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

More sports day pictures

salam , hi readerss ~ wassup wassup ? sihat ? alhamdulilliah . . . kalau kurang sihat jangan lupa untuk memakan ubat anda , maklumlah , sekarang dah berbagai bagai penyakit dah timbul dah , adalah swine flu, TB , demam denggi dan lain lain . tapi yang terhangat di pasaran ialah swine flu dan juga demam panas , demam panas tuh maklumlah , global warming dah makin teruk dah , keadaan dunia sudah semakin panas , haritu plak ice berg pecah . . . huh ...

sekarang meh kitoraang tukar topik , pasal sports day pnya gambar . . . kali ini , nda ku mempost gambarnya dalam blog post aneh , ku bagi link di face book jerr ~~ lau kan grab , grab cia . . .

click here , here , here or here .

mana saja kamu kan meng click link yang mana satu , sama jua web and tempatnya . . . ahxxxx . . .

Monday, May 4, 2009

DrAmA pRaCtIcE sEsSiOn

salam , hi readers ! wassup ? sihat ? alhamdulillah . . . yg kurang sihat jngn lupa makan ubat keyh ? so guys , I didn't tell u this yet right ? so there was the last post if you could recall , yang ku mambari tau yang aku nda masuk drama tuh . . . so , aku mau story neh . . . mau tau nda ? so , storynya mcm aneh laa . . . tyme aku nda dpt masuk tuh , one week later aku masuk jua , tapi role ku sebagai white angel . so today we had the practice just now . . . I'll upload the video here , tapi sorry guys suaranya pacah pacah sikit . . . bising waaa . . . =P



so , to my readers yg schooling di SMSBT , pls keep this drama thingy a secret , its a surprise for everyone on the 18th May 2009 . shhhh . . . jngn gto urg ah . . . ahxxxx =P
these are a few more pictures from the SMSB SPORTS DAY the other day , I grabbed this photo from SMSBT Gallery website . so , if you want to go to the website , click directly the word 'SMSBT Gallery' above . or you can go directly through my link listt . ^^



Saturday, May 2, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO IZZAH SYAZAIDAH

happy birthday to you ~
happy birthday to you ~
happy birthday to IZZAH ~
happy birthday to you ~

HAPPY 14TH BIRTHDAY TO MY BELOVED FRIEND , IZZAH SYAZAIDAH TODAY , MOGA SIHAT SIHAT SELALU , DI MURAHKAN REZEKI DAN DIRAHMATI ALLAH S.W.T SENTIASA . . .

A YEAR OLDER MEANS A YEAR WISER , MOGA PASS EXAM DUNIA AKHIRAT . . . AMIINN . . .

AND GOOD LUCK FOR OUR UPCOMING P.M.B ^_^



another tiring day . . .

helo hi salam readers . . . On 29th April 2009 , is our 'temporary canteen' last day , it was quite shocking though . . . Sdh mcm family bru cia kn pindah . . KEJAM . . .

And so today we have a new canteen , guess what ? Approximately 40 minutes standing in front of the stall , i finally got my ABC . . . Grrrrr . . . Sasak saya !

And i guess this new canteen sngt BESAR sambutannya , then i was like saying "mentang2 la kantin baru . . . " with a facial expression such as these :

=.="
T.Tb
='w'=

and finaly smiled ^_^ and stuck out my tounge to my lil fren =P

if u were there listening my conversation with my lil fren , i assure u will ' ketawa gulik-gulik . . . ' he . . He . . He . .

lawak : BILIK MAYAT

Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat di sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat punca
kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada
penjaga bilik berkenaan.

Polis: Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?

Penjaga: Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok. Lelaki kedua
pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.

Polis: Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?

Penjaga: Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya...

lawak : KENTUT

Seorang wanita tua pergi ke klinik untuk membuat pemeriksaan. Doktor bertanyakan kepada wanita tersebut apa masalahnya.

Wanita tua menjawab dia menghadapi masalah kentut yang tidak berbunyi dan tidak berbau, sedangkan dia telah kentut sehingga sepuluh kali banyaknya ketika berada di pejabat. Memandangkan kentutnya tidak berbunyi dan berbau dia langsung tidak menyedari ianya berlaku. Doktor mendengar dengan teliti dan memberi wanita tua tersebut senarai beberapa jenis pil yang perlu di ambil. Doktor mengarahkan wanita tua itu mengambil pil-pil tersebut selama seminggu dan selepas itu datang berjumpa dengannya semula.

Selepas seminggu wanita tua itu datang semula ke klinik untuk menyatakan rasa tidak puas hatinya kepada doktor.

"Saya tak tau apa yang doktor berikan kepada saya, tapi bau udara di sekitar saya sangat busuk, tak dengar bunyi apa-apa pun tapi busuknya sangat dahsyat", kata wanita itu.

"Bagus, sekarang deria bau awak dah pulih, kita akan usaha untuk pulihkan deria pendengaran awak pula", kata doktor.

lawak : TERKANGKANG

Dua pelajar Kolej Perubatan bersiar siar kat bandar. Mereka terserempak dengan seorang tua jalan terkangkang-kangkang.

Pelajar A kata "Orang tua tu tentu mengidap Sindrom Petry" Pelajar B pulak kata " Tak lah, dia mengidap Sindrom Zovitzki" Mereka hampir bergaduh pasal hal ni. Akhirnya pelajar A kata "Apa kata kita tanya je orang tua tu?" Pelajar B pun setuju. Mereka pun menghampiri orang tua itu.

Pelajar A: Kami tengok pak cik jalan terkangkang, boleh kami tahu pak cik mengidap penyakit apa?

Orang Tua: Kamu fikir aku ada penyakit apa?

Pelajar A: Saya fikir pak cik mengidap sindrom petry.

Orang Tua: Emm... bukan.

Pelajar B: Kalau macam tu, pak cik mesti mengidap sindrom Zovitzki.

Orang Tua: ...pun bukan.

Pelajar A: Habis tu?

Orang Tua: Emm, sebenarnya aku nak kentut tadi... tapi terberak pulak dalam seluar... sebab tu la aku jalan terkangkang...

lawak teka teki

1. "Kenapa lelaki perlu beristeri tiga... ."
Jawapannya kerana :
kerana kalau kawin satu isONE
kalau kawin dua isTWO
kalau kawin tiga barulah isTERI... ..

2. SENYUM pada orang tua tanda sayang.
SENYUM pada kanak-kanak tanda kasih.
SENYUM pada kekasih tanda cinta.
SENYUM depan telefon tanda gila,
masih SENYUM lagi... memang sah GILA!

3. " Manusia jatuh CinTa??Tak heran... "
Kuda makan RuMpuT?? Tak aneh...
MONYET pandai picit TETIKUS?? HEBAT!!!! ( MOUSE )
MASIH PICIT??
LUAR BIASA!!!!

4. "Cinta..ibarat kentut... "
makin dipendam makin gelisah...
bila di lepaskan ... ... .
ahhhhhhh lega rasanya... ... .

5.Aku terpaku dek renungan matamu,
hatiku tertanya-tanya, BENARKAH ini?
nafas ku tertahan, kau tunduk SEGAN..
lalu ku bertanya, "kau..kentutkan?"

6. "... bila hidupmu dlm kegelapan, "
maka berdoalah; dan apabila selesai berdoa, jika kegelapan masih mengelilingimu maka bayarlah bil letrik yang tertunggak tu!!