WHAT WOULD YO DO IF...
1. Brad Pitt appears before you
- smile , say hi and chit chat wif him , if nda kana layan lari jee ~
2. A naked man/woman smiles at you
- smile back and run away as I am feeling disgusted .
3. Someone asked you to jump off a building
- ask the person to stand at the edge of the building and push him/her
4. Someone you like tells you to dance in the public
- malu ~ malu ~ lau bahas global warming mau ku ~~ =P
5. Your enemy shoots you
- depends if Im alive or Im dead . . .
6. Your bestfriend tells you to get lost
- after you.
7. A stranger poke you
- say : 'do I know you ?'
8. A metal out of nowhere hit you hard on the head
- #@#%$^&!*()#&^$^&^%&&@ !!!
9. Your teacher scolds you for having good grades
- jelous kah pakah ?
10. Superman appears before you and said, 'How may i help you?'
- bersih kan bilikku . . . ^^ =P
11. Your body parts can talk
- WHAT ?! YOU CAN TALK ???!! *faint*
12. The only food left in the world is carrot and no others
- it looks like I'm growing as a bunny now . . .
13. You see helpless old lady in need
- help her of course ! =)
14. You dream of power rangers being abducted by barney
- that's still lame . . . hahaha
15. A ghost said hi
- say :'oh. hello ghost' *turning pale and faint*
16. A kid throws chewed candy on your hair
- xcuse me kid, where's your mom?
17. Your friends told you that you are a worthless, stupid, and disgusting loser.
- dasar manusia prasan nda sadar diri ! *EVIL*
18. The lights suddenly went off
- mamaaaa . . . tutup karan , lilin mana ?
19. Your sexy friend tells you that you're her/his look-a-like
- what ever ~~
20. A cat asked you whats your name
- COOL ! we can finally communicate !
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